Thursday, November 29, 2007

Voodoo Zombies (Ha! Suck it non-believers!)

Hello all!

Welcome to our next installment!
A few of you have contacted us via. email stating that, while high comedy, something like an undead uprising doesn't seem possible and could never happen.

To this we say:
Hello??! George Bush Jr. got elected for a second term!

Why would zombies rising to consume the living be any less possible??? Hell, we wouldn't blame any of you if you were waiting for the vampire overlords of the 27th dimension to come down in their crimson spaceships and make you the rulers of the South American, horny toads, after that one...

Now, you all know... Or at least, we HOPE you all know about the zombies that eat human flesh, don't feel pain and would prob'ly bring about the end of civilization as we know it, BUT!

Did you know that's not the only kind of zombie?
There's a second type. The Voodoo Zombie.
This zombie is basically a brain damaged human. They still feel pain. They need to rest, Sometimes depending on the amount of trauma suffered, they are still able to communicate of a basic level. Not long conversations, more like garbled single word answers or grunts.

Here's a link to an article with some of the info one of the pioneer researchers of the "Haitian Zombie Powder", Dr. Wade Davis, discovered.

Haitian Zombie Powder

IF you think this isn't on the up-and-up, access Google and search "Zombie Powder" for yourself!

Until next time, keep your Guinness cold, your crowbar handy, and if your tree-monkey pulls a "Lassie" wanting you to head for the hills, grab your bike and bug-out!

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